måndag 24 maj 2010

Dear Jesus

Saxat från Tshirthells nyhetsbrev. Eller rättare sagt, saxat från ett av svaren på ett av de idiotmail de alltid får.

"Okay, the response to "most of your shirts are okay, but __ is offensive" has become as tiresome as the emails themselves, so I'm going to let that dead horse rot in peace. Instead, I'd like to address Justin and any other Christians who, if only on a subconscious level, know they're participating in bullshit.

Dear pussies clinging to nonsense because you don't yet realize that feeling of self-righteousness isn't worth it,

Jump ship now. Yeah, you could drag this out a couple years, needlessly dragging yourself out of bed on Sunday and begrudgingly forcing yourself to avoid things you know you would enjoy, but eventually you will realize what a waste of time and energy it is. And when that happens, you'll look back on this moment and wish you'd listened, instead of throwing away what should have been some of the best times of your life.

Mind you, I say this only to the Christians out there who are going through the motions, of which there are millions. There will always be a handful of "Your monthly cycle is sacrilege!" types who exist only to piss on anything that causes happiness, but for you "on the fence" types who mumble the hymns and make jokes in your head during the sermon, use this moment to reclaim the life that was stolen from you by an organization that was already antiquated 400 years ago. Amen(ge)."

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